bahn·der (bän'dər)

n.

1. The quintessential state of joy and wonderment.

Forged from the creamy fondue of joy that is JK's brain, bahnder.com is the culmination of all that is right, and all that is wrong with the world today. It's more than a paltry commerce site for completely inane wares, it's more than a self-righteous blog. It's both.

But nay, the culmination is more than the mere sum of it's parts. There's like... uh.. hidden things!! Yah, things of mystery and wonder await you, you just have to click on the site, constantly, and they will be revealed. LOOK! Over there! You missed it! Just now, while you were reading this, something really cool happened over there on the right side of the screen. Now you'll just have to explore more and find all that awaits you. Enjoy the wonder, partake in the experience, that is Bahnder.
-JK