(Coming soon, as soon as I revise the pliggidy-plans)

The crappy photoshop shadow thing you see below is meant to excite you and make you ask questions, and have seizures in anticipation of what's behind that black outline. In reality, it's a lamp. But, it's quite possibly the most bitching lamp ever created.

Ikea, eat your heart out. None of your Flöögen® line of light-emitting devices comes close to the pimp-ed-ness of this sexy, sexy Atari 2600-based retro beast. Crafted from the finest natural materials, this hunk-a-hunk of burning lamp will be the centerpiece of any game room, den, or dorm room.

Actually, it may even become the centerpiece of your life. You may feel the desire to kneel before it and sing praises and possibly, and I'm not advocting this, but you might even want to sacrifice to it once in a while. Just to keep things on the up-and-up betwix you and the lamp.

I love lamp. And so do you.

Coming in 1Q/2006

MSRP: TBD (Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD)