Who gets the job of picking the frames out for the big-ass press conference photos of dead terrorists?
Do they just have on big frame designated for that sort of stuff, and swap out the pictures for press releases?
Did they just send it out to Hobby Lobby for a quickie frame and matting? How much […]
Alas, there were no free minority children on Page 2. Only restaurant reviews.
Only restaurant reviews.
*cry*
Modern Drunkard Magazine really doesn’t get enough love. Great writing, I can really relate to it.
Holding the napkin (or mapkin as I now called it) it in front of my face and cursing like a myopic pirate struggling with a treasure map drawn by a dyslexic mongoloid, I lucked upon my next destination, the […]
So, I was playing some Halo2, as I’m still a loser who can’t justify spending $400+ on a new Xbox. In between 14 year olds throwing around racial slurs and screaming NOOB at people, I actually heard someone say “I want to grow a moustache in this thing.”
For some reason, I think that’s the […]
This guy is my fucking hero. Seriously. He’s probably the happiest guy on Earth. He probably woke up that day and said, “Shit yah, I’m gonna eat me that goddamn old-ass chicken today.” He waited 50 years to eat that can of half-assed meat. He probably didn’t sleep well the […]
* She maintains that Valentine’s Day is as pointless as my nipples.
I’m sitting at my desk, and start whistling. Then I come to realize I’m whistling Lady Marmalade.
Fuck you, American Idol.
Disclaimer: I only watch the auditions. But really, even those are starting to get non-good with all the Fox-staged boolsheet.
VH1 has apparently found my only true weakness; I can NOT resist any reality television show that has Flava Flav in it.
The Surreal World? Check.
Strange Love (the obvious spinoff of Surreal)? Check.
Now, somehow they slipped this one by me. I didn’t know a damn thing about it till I was flipping through […]
Wife: “You know what sounds good? A can of nuts.”
Me: “You mean deez nuts?
Wife: *sigh* “Yes, a can of deez nuts. Shut up.”
The Wendy’s in Collinsville, IL is closed and slated to be torn down.
I’m telling you this so you don’t pull in and sit at the drive through window and wait for a minute for someone to take your order, and have to have a construction worker tell you that they’re closed, in case you miss […]