What's that? You've never heard of the fantastical Bahnder.com Liquor Lugger? Well, you're not alone, cuz I just made that name up about 5 minutes ago. Along with this fine schematical drawing-type thinger.

Let me just tell you what this will do for you. No dramatics. You will be stronger, faster, sexier, and more confident than ever. Of course, this is because you'll be mind-numbingly drunk.

With this beautimous contraption you'll be able to tote around not .375, not 3.9, not even 5.4 liters of booze, but 6. Six beautiful liters of whatever poison you feel like plodding around with at the local festival, Bar Mitzvah, concert, or wake. Great for all occassions!

More useful than a Segway, more beautiful than a swan, and better at enabling binge drinking than Dean Martin. The Bahnder.com Liquor Lugger. Coming to a website near you soon (this one).

Coming in 1Q/2006

MSRP: TBD (omgwtfbbq!)